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Title: Heirs of All Eternity
Fandom: Dragon Age Origins
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Mild smut, bad language, and lots of innuendo.
Ratings: A heavy PG13.
Summary: Alistair goes on a quest to slay a legendary dragon. Zevran is on a quest to get into Alistair's pants.
Written for diabla616 for the 2013 Not Prime Time Challenge and the prompt: 'Alistair and Zev are complete opposites as far as experience goes too, and they're both at extreme ends of the scale. I'd love to see a fic which deals with the uneven dynamic this could cause in a relationship, even if they aren't paired together'

"Sharpening my own blade is never the same..."

Link to the fic on AO3.

He died in the most macho way possible..riding a shark into a volcano...

If you're a fan of Eagle of the Ninth (and who the hell isn't) then go read my gift fic, 'Sic Transit Gloria Mundi', written by akapina for my prompt 'Marcus and Esca plus adventure' and the Not Prime Time 2013 ficathon. It's a beautiful fic with ainteresting take on Marcus and Esca post-novel.

And if you're a real bibliophile, go read ex urbe's glorious meditation on library architecture (and the perpetual rage of michelangelo) here